Things Ive learned So Far In My Journey To Being A Vet Assistant

Good morning and welcome back

 As of Friday I will offically be done my vet assistant studies, and upon looking back to where my journey began these are the things I have discovered. So sit back, get comfy and grab your favorite beverage of choice and join me on another whirl wind adventure of "things Ive learned so far in my journey to becoming a vet assistant.

 I have learned that somedays your the windshield, somedays your the bug, I have had my share of being both the windshield and the bug. Ive learned that no matter how much you try, there will never be a cure for stupid, as Ron Tater salad white says"You cant fix stupid".  Ive also learned that on days when you think you cant do it anymore, there is always someone to say, you can do it, you will do it and we are proud of you, for that I would like to thank, Trevor, Teresa, Val , Diane and any of my other kook friends I have forgotten to mention.

 Ive learned that my father was right when he used to tell me"to never try is to fail" thanks dad, even from heaven your advice is still helpful.  Ive learned that coffee and lots of it will get you through a 5 hour cramming session and make it feel like you have only been cramming for an hour, Ive learned that when you study before bed, often times you dream of animals, most times its never a good thing, the horses are still out to get me.

Ive also learned that when a horse farts, they always get you when your nearest to their arse and even though you may have spent the better part of an hour straightening your hair,your efforts went to hell in a handbag, cause after a 900 pound horse decides to let one rip, you now have curly hair that would put shirley temple to shame.  Ive learned that there will never be a bad day in your life so long as you have loving arms to hold you tight, lips to kiss away your tears and words of encouragement, Thank you Trevor, I dont know where I would be without you.

 Ive learned that after a rough day at the vet clinic, there is always an abundance of doggie kisses and ambushes from the cats to make you forget about your day, thank you maverick, moses and spirit, my furbabies you will always be.

  Ive learned that cows produce 100 pounds of farts a day, Im not sure who the poor bastard was that had to sit in close proximity to measure the amount of butt trumpets, but whoever you are, thank you for bringing that to my attention, its always something I will remember from large animal medicine.  

Ive learned your never to old to conquer your fears, I am proud to say I am no longer afraid of horses, just a little more cautious when working around their arse, and rats no longer make me panic, kids if your reading this, it does not mean I will allow a rat to live in our home. 

Ive learned that sometimes theres always going to be a  hemmeroid in your life that no amount of cream can cure, I have also learned that my sense of humour has gotten me through alot of rough days.

And I have learned that Fireball is the cure all for everything from a cough to the worst case of the roids known to man kind. It either burns the little bastards away or gets you so drunk you forgot you had them in the first place, the jury is still out on this one, but after friday night and a quart of fireball I may be able to better answer that question.

 The most important thing I have learned is, Animals have no voice, we have to be their voices, to speak for them when they are sick, unloved and unwanted. I know I am taking the right path to a great profession, my father always said I had more tongue then a mounties boot. I will use that to be an animals voice. 

And I have learned that I am proud of myself, for having the courage to go to college, to be able to look in the mirror everyday and like who I see, who I am and who im going to be.  Ive also learned that a good many days Ive been able to say, "I'm so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust". And may you to all be blessed with such happiness that you to can say

  "I'm so happy I could shit rainbows, and fart fairy dust"