The Day From Hell ,Can Turn Into Knowing Just How Lucky You Really Are

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My day from hell began last friday and until now I havent been able to really talk about it much less write about it . So get comfy, grab your favorite beverage, I'll take a water, hold the ice, and join me on an epic journey of the day from hell and learning from it , just how lucky you really are.

 I worked for my very first time at the vets office last Friday morning. I showed up wearing my favorite pair of jeans, serviceable shoes, a tricked out little scrub shirt and a huge smile on my face.  I heard, good morning, welcome to the team , and there are lots of kennels to be washed out, the operating room needs to be cleaned from top to bottom, and your a very happy person arent you? Yes I am, I replied, and I was, that is until black Friday dared enter our happy establishment.  My smile turned to tears, my heart broke into a million pieces, but I held it all together. 

 You see when you work at a vets office, you go from playing with 6 month old furbabies who have come in to have surgery, they lick your hands, look into your eyes , and in my case melt your heart. And in an instant you are holding beloved pets as they leave this world for a better life, filled with no pain, no suffering and never ending love in milkbone heaven.  I told myself when faced with that, I would be fine, Im strong, I can keep my emotions in check. And I did, that is until I got home.  


 I all but crawled in the door, collapsed to my knees, wrapped my arms around Mavericks neck and sobbed into his huge fur covered chest. Begging , pleading and willing him to live forever and never leave me.  He licked away my tears, let me hold him until I was all cried out and followed me everywhere as I was trying to keep it all together to go to class.  It isnt an easy thing to  hold a beloved pet as they slip away.  My heart aches for the owners, I have been in their shoes before and its never an easy choice, but sometimes its the kindest thing they could ever do .


 I went to class, felt tears well up a time or two and plodded on through the rest of the day.  I came back home to an empty house, as the boys had already left, and Trevor wasnt home yet, had yet again another good cry, and said well that was a trip, one I hope I dont have to go on again for quite sometime.  Quite the introduction on your first day on the job. 


 Trevor came home, he hugged me, didnt say a word, just hugged. His hug said more then words ever could. His hug told me, his heart was breaking to see me in pain, his hug told me he was proud of me, his hug told me no matter how bad a day I will have, he will always be there for me, and his hug told me Im loved, 100%
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His hug got my through the day from hell. He brought supper home, I guess he was thinking even on a good day my cooking skills are far from great, let alone a bad day.  I made it through the rest of the evening, had a few drinks, refered to myself as dr kavorkian, the angel of death and god only knows what else, for me humour gets me through hard times.  I held it together until it was time to go to bed.

There is something to be said about strong arms holding you, the sound of a beating heart in your ear as you lay your head on his chest,  and the gentle kisses and soft murmers of, you had a hard day , you make me proud, and I love you ! I wept for a few minutes, but this time not for the animals whos journey ended, but for our never ending journey of true love, sharing your life with your best friend, and every kiss giving you goosebumps just like they did the first time he kissed you.

I fell asleep with a smile on my face, dry eyes, and my heart filled with love.  Will all my days be as sad as last Friday ? Probably not, hopefully not. But at least I know , that on those hard days, I will never have to go through them alone, and tomorrow is a new day, filled with slobbery kisses, soulful looking eyes, and my heart falling in love with animals Ive never seen before, but will also hold a special place in my heart. That hard day made me understand alot about myself, I know understand that I really am strong, I am caring, I am human, and most of all I am loved.

  May you all be blessed with that special someone in your life, who no matter how bad your day is, will be there with hugs that say more then words ever could, strong arms to hold you close, and gentle kisses that erase the memories of a really sad day. And after you wipe away your tears, may you all be able to once again say "I'm So happy I could shit rainbows, and fart fairy dust."

Thursday Triumphs and Tribulations

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 After a day of having the flu, feeling like I was dying and quite sure at one point I saw the white light I am happy to report I am on the mend, well besides still having the chills and feeling like I have been run over by an elephant.  Today will be a busy one, preparing for not only a test tomorrow on animal diseases and vaccines but I also have a test, miderm , and final exam to write on nutrition. Oh and there is also the fact that I start working with the vet tomorrow morning. To say I am scared shitless is the understatement of the century.

  There is so much to remember for the exams as well as everything to remember when I am at work, first and foremost, be there on time and dont forget to wear comfortable footware, scrubs and a smile.  I am up for any challenge given to me, and in saying so am absolutley without any doubt thrilled at the chance to see things up close and personal but also scared my nerves will get the best of me and I will end up slicing my hand open while cleaning surgical equipment. That would be a great first impression to say the least.  Can just hear the vet now, shes pretty smart but good lord shes clumsy.

  My hands are shaking as I type this, I cant seem to stop them no matter what I have tried. I keep telling myself , You can do this, to which self replies, sure you can but by the end of the day your going to need a few shots of fireball to calm your nerves.  I tell self that since tomorrow is friday and they dont call me fireball friday for nothing, I think thats a very good idea.  It could be it is not just my nerves making me shaky, I just realized all I have eaten today is a whores breakfast,,, coffee and cigarettes ! 4 coffee into an already jittery body come to find out is not a good thing.  Only good thing going for me today is, I woke up with a pulse, I only tripped over the cat 4 times, and Im having a good hair day. I was told I was loved by the most special man who everyday makes my heart grow even more, and the new clothes I bought yesterday not only fit me nicely they also look smokin hot. Figure that should get me some extra love tomorrow night when Trevor gets home, LADIESSSSSSSSSSSS are you with me?

  I am beginning to feel like I can conquer tomorrow and now only can I ,, I know I will, because that my friends is how this bitch rolls.  Whats not to look forward to and be happy about, its friday, Trevor will be home, its friday so that means hello fireball my old friend, and its the beginning to brand new adventures working with animals, and at the end of the day not only will I tell myself, good job you did well , now pour yourself a shot, kick back and celebrate, but I will also be able to say"I'm so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust"  I hope you to can all have days that make you so happy you to can say im so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairydust.

Tuesday Morning Tidbits

Greetings Infidelsssssssssssss

  It is me ,, Moses , aka super slueth, super smart, and yes ladiesssssssss, super sexy.  My human tells me since the "operation" I am a dud, to that I say you my infidel are the dud, and I am a stud.  Just to freak her out and make her wonder if the "operation" really worked, I hump her pillow, and not only do I hump it I bite it as well, now that my friends is some funny shit.

 The human is around here somewhere, I saw her wild looking hair walk by earlier and let me just say this, it was not walking to fill my dish to full capacity.  She was making herself her traditional breakfast of a coffee and a cigerette, I think my grandma calls it a whoressssssss breakfast.  With a hairstyle like shes got going on today, I dont think she would get any offers,  ohh I love when I am evil. I got her good yesterday, she waddles out of the bathroom all wrapped in a towel, as she is bending over, getting ready to dry her hugely long moose legs, I pounced from the very top of the closet and landed right beside her head on the bed. She screamed, dropped the towel, and I felt sure I was going to have nightmares for weeks, mentle note , dont scare the human when shes only in a towel.  That reminds me I must make "The God" an eye appointment in the very near future.

 She has books strewn from asshole to appetite in what was once my nice clean home, no thanks to her of course, and all thanks to "the God".  He not only cooks, he also cleans,  he is pretty slick with a vacuum and holds that mop with excellent form.  On the weekend "the God" spoiled me, he bought me fancy feast cat food, "My God" is an awesome God ! He bought the human two funny looking shirts, one has a mouse all over them, I think he must be catholic because she keeps calling him "Mickey". The other one  has some little fairy on it, Stinkerbell I think is what the human refered to it as, Let you in on a little secret, that woman has a speech inpediment, she calls elephants, effalunts, and cucumbers ,cumcupers ! Must be from trying to say all those 20 syllable words she "reads" from that mammoth book.  

 No matter what I did Sunday night, the human refused to let me enter "My Bedroom" I strolled in, she kicked me out, I snuck in, she kicked me out, I rolled on my back , stuck my legs in the air, let out a purr and what usually works for the human and makes "The God" get that look in his eye, didnt work for me, even my god, who usually is an awesome god, kicked me out.  Said something along the lines of this isnt for your eyes buddy.  I tried to tell him, in reality big boy, its your bad eyesight and a slight buzz from a whole bottle of french cross wine, that makes her look so damn hot.  I stormed downstairs, wacked the dog across the head, raced back upstairs, threw my body againt the door, meowing, purring, begging, and you know what I got????  The human said go away cat we are busy !!!!! The nerve of some infidelssssssssss.  To get her back , when she got up at 3am to use the bathroom, I kicked open the vanity door and scared the living shit out of her, cause that my friend is how this bitch rolls.

  Today I figure I will go easy on her, she looks tired, rather stressed and somewhat sad today,  She told the tiny humans that she has 3 tests tomorrow on animal nutrition , to that I say GREATTTTTTTTTTTTT guess I will have to wait til tomorrow night before she remembers not only do I enjoy my kibble, but I also like my moist food, warmed up for ten seconds no less no more, and stirred into my glass dish.  I hope she does well on those tests, otherwise its going to be a very long week, that is, until"the God" returns back home, to give me love, affection and most importantly moist food, "my god" is an awesome god ! 

 May you all be blessed with fancy feast fajitas and cat nip filled fun and like the human says, may you all be so happy that you can say "Im so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust"

A Mothers Love

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Looking back at the day I had today, I did some reflecting, looking at pictures, watching my boys, and remembering every detail I could from the time they were little tadpoles in my belly , right up until this very minute, it made me smile, it made me sad.  So get comfy, grab your drink of choice, and join on an epic tale of a mothers love.


 Dear Austin


 You are my first born, for that I thank you !
Thank you for chosing me as your mom, I am sure there are lots of other women out there who are more deserving, but it was my belly you chose to grow in, my arms to be held by, my lips to give you kisses.  You have my eyes, my smile, and your own personality. Your strong, smart, loving and so very funny. My heart skipped a beat the first time I saw your on that ultrasound,and my heart melted the first time I held you in my arms. My little man, who is now so quickly growing up into a fine young man with so much promise. Try not to grow up to fast, and remember each day how much your loved.
 It seems like yesterday when I was holding your hand leading you into your first day of school. You looked at me with those big brown eyes and said, its ok mom I a big boy now !  You are loved, you are special, you are mine, and for that Im thankful.


 Dear Luke

My second born son, you came into this world with quite an enterance, we had angels watching over us that day, and I am and forever will be thankful to them for allowing you to stay with me safe in my arms, forever in my heart. When I finally got to hold you for the first time, 8 hours later, your eyes locked onto mine, we stared at each other for a long time, I was thinking how lucky I am that you chose me as your mom. You were a fighter, you bounced back and havent looked back since. On the outside your a mellow little fellow, but down deep lies a fighter, never one to give up easily, and always there for those in need, hold on tight to that my dear boy, its a wonderful quality to have. 


 I look back to the day you were born, and wonder how the time sped by so fast, where did 14 years go, one day Im helping you onto the schoolbus and crying as you happily wave goodbye, and now your growing up into a young man.  You are special, you are loved, and you are all mine. For that I am thankful and I am blessed.



 Dear Isaac


 The youngest of my 3 young men, the spitting image of my dad and full of his determination.  The first time I saw you, I cried !  Here finally was the baby who I worked hard to get, worked even harder to keep, and finally get to hold. You my little man were worth every hour on bed rest, worth every 8 oz glass of water I had to drink for endless ultrasounds, worth everything. I got to see you first when I was 8 weeks pregnant with you, you looked like a little peanut, from that moment on, you were my peanut.  


 The next ultrasound, I saw your little hands, your little feet and the best thing ever, a beating heart ! When the time came for you to arrive I was excited, I was anxious and scared, I was ready !  And you were worth every minute of the wait.  Thank you for chosing me as your mom, I couldnt imagine my life without you.  You are now almost 12 years old, a lover of books, and sports, a kind compassionate little soul who thinks of others before himself. You are special , you are loved, you are all mine. For that I am thankful, I am blessed.

Little Guy (song by Gord Bamford )

Cause I’m gonna be the best mom that I can
I’ll take you by those little hands
And when you stumble, I’ll pick you right up
I’ll be your number one fan
And watch you grow into a man

Now I’ll laugh with you, cry with you
Let my love surround you
And I’ll dance with you, pray for you
And wrap my arms around you when you cry
Little Guy

You’re gonna grow older, wiser
You’re gonna chase your dreams
And one day raise a family
And you’ll know just what I mean
Son you mean the world to me

Now I’ll laugh with you, cry with you
Let my love surround you
And I’ll dance with you, pray for you
And wrap my arms around you when you cry
Little Guy
I’m so glad you’re mine,
Little Guy 
 

GREETTINGSSSSSSSS From The Cat

Greetings Infidelssssssssssss

 AHH I got the human good today and she is PISSY ! So grab your cat nip and liver pate and join me on a wild adventure of driving the human crazy.

 I got her before the alarm went off, at 6:44am I pounced on her chest, banged my head off of hers and promply stuck my ass in her face, gave it a shake and said savor the flavour , does it smell like cookies?lazy ass GET OUT OF BED !  
The human wasnt happy !  She said some vile words, stomped out of bed, tried to find her slippers, but I hid one under the bed,as she was down on her hands and knees looking for her now misplaced slipper, I swatted her ass, jumped on her back, and again butted my head against hers.  By now she was all het up, her red headed temper in full swing.  I decide to let her use the bathroom in peace, but as she was sitting there looking like yesterdays roadkill I thought to myself, I cant resist untying her lace again on her slipper, yesterdays events from that still make me laugh, I creep in slowlyyyyyyyy, GODDAMNIT abort abort !!! The dog ratted me out, I'll deal with him later!

  She awakens the troops with such a bellow Im sure "the God" heard her at his apartment in Moncton.  Troops are awake and I must say they look much better in the morning then the human does. As the human lets the dog out to do his business she neglects to feed me, seriously how can she forget me, I afterall am the rainbows and fairy dust of her life, the sunshine on a cloudy day, the furball who lives in her heart !  I make my presence known as well as the state of my dish isnt filled to the top, I meow, I purr, I get angry , then my infidels I get EVEN !  Oh yes, no one neglects to fill the dish all the way to the top and get away with it.  As she is making the kids lunches, I do a jackie chan back flip, land on the counter, steal a piece of salami and nearly choke to death laughing as this redheaded pajama clad maniac comes running after me.

 Was she really going to put it on the kids sub buns? No one ever said she was a domesticated diva, and I'll tell you this,,,, shes no martha stewart, betty crocker, or even aunt jamina, although she does have an aunt who kind of looks like aunt jamima.  By this time she gives up the chase, I may be fluffy(she calls me that as not to make me have a complex) but I sure can move when I want to.  Kids lunches are made, the beast as returned and thankfully this time his little posse of dawgs has not followed him in. Slobbering, farting drooling, butt sniffing weirdos that they are. 

The human gets a text from "the God" and tells the beast and I that daddy is home sick with the flu, I feel bad for the god cause ive been yacking up furballs for weeks, those bitches are killers.  I say a little prayer for the god to feel better soon, after all my god is an awesome god, he never gets upset with me , and Ive seen him laugh at the things I do to the human, of course never when she is looking.

  The human says to herself she should go do dishes, self replies back, well they dont wash themselves and the kids must have an allergy to water and dishsoap, so off she goes to do that.  Ah the kitchen , my favorite room of the house, I go with her for moral support, I soon leave as she starts singing along with Jimmy Rankin about a morning bound train, by the sounds of things, that train is off the track and heading for disaster.  My ears cant take anymore of it , so I come in to poke at the dog a bit, his face is filthy so I wash it for him, he must think my impeciable face is dirty to because he licked from my chin clear up past the top of my head, GREAT just freaking great, now Ive got the "Donald Trump hairdo going on, and Donald it aint a good look and it sure as hell isnt the look Im going for, after all I am a stud, where as your the dud !
  I swat the dog on the head for giving me such a terrible hairstyle and see that the human is going to do laundry, I go into my spy mode, though she may not see me, I am still there.

 She comes down to the basement, bitching the whole while about kids, messes and of all things, the smell of my toilet ! Well little miss sunshine, you dont smell to purty either when you pinch off a wee rosebud ! As she nears the washing machine, I have to stifle my giggles, that makes me laugh even harder because when I hear the word stifle I think of archie bunker telling edith to stifle it. The dingbat is so close I can smell her Faith Hill perfume, I can even see the silver hair that has encompased her head woooooo eeeeee someone be a friend and tell her its time for some miss clairol or something, the hairs are so white they are blinding me.
  Ok she is now at the washer, getting ready to turn the water on,,,, when I ambush her good !  I fly out of the washer doing another jackie chan move, she screams , drops the load of socks undies and that weird contraption she keeps her mountains contained in, clutches her chest, and yells foul words !!!  I never knew the letter C could be constructed into so many dirty words, I grab my pencil and paper and jot them down for future reference.

 I felt like I had true sucess in terrorizing her today but just to piss her off one more time and make her realize that my food dish is NOT filled to the very top, I jump on her keyboard as she is almost done a very hard level of jewel quest and TA DA that funny screen went away, she got mad, stomped out to the kitchen to make another coffee, finallyyyyyyyy looked at my dish and fed me ! I love my owner but shes no God in my books, as I have stated before and will do until the day she finally goes off the deep end and comes at me with that needle, that my god is an awesome god, and the other human well I just put up with her because shes good comedic relief.

 May you all be blessed with catnip fun and pate dreams and may you all be so happy that you to can say "I'm so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust"

PS she makes me add the rainbow and fairy dust thing when I hijack her blog cause that my friend is how that bitch rolls.

Welcome From The Zoo

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 I would love to be able to proclaim that my first day off on my 3 day vacation from class has been thrilling, exciting and down right memorizing, however I CANT ! So sit back , get comfy, grab your drink of choice and join me on my thrilling adventure of a college student on a 3 day vacation !

Today as the alarm went off at 6:45am I flew out of bed, slammed my toasty toes into my welcoming slippers, greeted the day with hello you sexy bitch and stumbled my way into the bathroom.  I am mid squat on the turlet when the vanity door kicks open, a ball of fur flies into the air, and the look of death is fast upon me.  You see Moses aka the cat from heaven or hell depending on the day took refuge and rest on the freshly washed, dried and folded with love and care towels. And according to the nasty look on his face either the bright light or the blaring of the trumpet disrupted his rest.  I tell him all the time, you sleep in the bathroom your bound to be awoken by either the sound of waterfalls , big rigs honking hello or the sound of canadian geese honking for the right away.  He apparently doesnt get my bathroom humour as he still sleeps in there.  After the dirty look cast upon me , he figures he should mess with my mind a little. He grabs the toilet paper and runs, a fat cat with a huge ream of ass wipe following close behind, he bounces on it, thrashes it, bites it, and then decides hes ready to give it back to me, and has a hurt look on his face when I refuse to wipe my ass with it.

  From there he proceeds to untie the laces on my slipper,  sadly I didnt see this and damn near came to a sudden death when I not only tripped over him, but also my now untied laces.  He thinks this is a riot, he falls on his back, his legs are straight up in the air , and I swear the little furball from hell is laughing at me, he chokes on a furball, gets up, licks his ass and is now waiting for his food.  I awaken the troops, Isaac to has greeted the day with vim and vigor, no he isnt lucky like me and get 3 days off of school, but he has a basketball game today and that usually gets him up and moving pretty quickly.  Luke announces that he is sick, I think his exact words were, I think Im dying,,, I said welcome to my world, I see my life flash before my eyes every damn morning thanks to that cat, he is told to go back to sleep and as usual he listened to me.

  I come downstairs, trip over the cat, let out the beast to do his business and make Isaac's lunch, the whole while singing to myself its a beautiful day in the neighbourhood, because this little college girl is HAPPY no school for 3 days, endless cups of coffee, can do my homework in my jammies and the best part no boring 4 hour lectures.  As I open the door to bring in the beast, our neighbours puppy "prince" decides to come in for a visit, he did this the other night as well, cutest thing I have ever seen, he waddles on in and sits by the pantry door, he knows where the treats are. He is given 2 medi cal treats, a snuggle and kisses and sent back to his owner who by this time is standing on our backstep in her housecoat and slippers, saying that damn dog,,,,  I tell her all is well and hes welcome over anytime, close the door and get the stink eye from the cat !!!! He is PISSED !!!!!!  HOW DARE I give another pet kisses, snuggles and most importantly TREATS !  I tell the cat the treats were bigboys not his, suck it up buttercup and to avoid another ambush he to is given 4 or more of his own medi cal treats. The little bastard is so impressed with me he not only gives me lovins but I think we have a no ambush pact for the day going on, well I can hope anyways.

 From there Isaac is off to meet the big yellow limo, I am comfy with my jammies and first cup of coffee for the day and my day got even better, Trevor called to say good morning on his way into the office, yes my friends life is good and I am one lucky lady !!! I decide by this time I should get some more studying done, when the beast decides he didnt quite finish his "job" outside the first time and now needs back out. I open the door and now not only is prince standing there but also my other neighbours dog bandit, now bandit is a funny dog, shes all black and all attitude, but she lovessssssss me.  In they come, my living room is now alot smaller and alot furrier,  you get two giants and one well onto his way of being one  in a 3 bedroom duplex and let me be the first to tell you, theres not much room.  The cat is again pissed, how dare these drooling, farting, butt sniffing, infidels enter his domain !!!  I let them play I say to hell with it they are having fun , by this time my mother calls, she says lord thunderin jesus what is going on, I have to yell into the phone, maverick is having a playdate Ill call you back.

  By now the owners of the furbabies have discovered where their dogs are and come over to claim them.  I am happy, the cat is happy, and the beast is saddddddddd, his buddies are in time out and he doesnt have anyone to play with.  My area rug has more fur on it then a 70s porn chick, there is drool on every surface and I am by this point exhusted.  Its hard work feeding treats to three excited dogs.  I begin to study when I hear a knock at the door, I think dear god these dogs are freaking smart, they now know how to knock on the door. WRONG it was preacher boys telling me all about their god, I point to the sign on our front door that states, no soliciting of anykind, our dog has already been saved, send them on their merryway, flip the channel back to CNN and I lit another cigarette.

  Books are back in my pocession, my pen is in my hand and the phone rings, big mama isnt happy that I forgot to call her back !!!  We talk for 20 minutes she calls me a spoiled brat because I get three days to do nothing, to which I say so far ive done more in one hour then I have a week in class !!!!  I am happy to report I not only got to study, but also managed a nap. I figure now would be a good time to go make a piece of toast, its as fancy as I get , Trevor is the chef in the family, Im just the taste tester.

  I am waiting for my toast to pop when I WAS AMBUSHED.  Little bastard got me again,so much for the peace pact, he jumped onto my back, made his way to my shoulder, and then did the sweeetest thing ever, he licked my nose , banged his head off of mine, and gently climbed back down, this time to ambush the dog who is is still rather pissed with, for ignoring him and playing with other dogs !  I make my toast feeling quite happy and relaxed, turn around , get the shit scared out of me by Luke who I had forgotten was home and dropped my toast , butter side down onto the now fur covered floor.  Maverick is on that like a fat kid on cake, its ok I mutter I didnt want it anyways.

  The dog sets the toast down by the fridge and looks at the fridge, oh for christ sakes, apparently butter toast isnt good enough for him, he now wants a little strawberry jam spread on it as well. So what the beast wants, the beast gets, hes happy, Im famished and all and all it hasnt been a bad start to my 3 day vacation from class. " I'm so happy, I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust"

  May you all be blessed with animals who drive you nuts , melt your heart and make you smile. And may you all be so happy that you to can say "I'm so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust"

Monday Mania

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 I must aplogize for not writing sooner, however I had my reasons. One being I was super busy, super stressed and I may add super lazy.  Ok so I guess thats three but I digress.  So sit back, get comfy, grab your favorite beverage and join me on my adventures of Monday Mania.

  I awoke this morning to what I felt sure would be good morning kisses and gentle hushed tones of good morning. Instead I awoke to my bladder being more then full, and as I rolled over thinking I would be spooning Trevor, I soon found out it was moses, the wonder cat.  Not quite the piece of ass I had in mind.  Trevor you see had awoken before me, and for reasons I am not sure of , maybe he wanted me to get a few more minutes sleep, or maybe he wanted to hear the sound of silence for a few more minutes, Im not sure , reguardless, it was the cats ass I woke up to, not the wonderful good morning kisses and snuggles from Trevor.  I throw back the covers, slam my feet on the floor, curse rather loudly at the harsh cold which has dared invade my once warm toes, and make my way into the bathroom.  I trip over the cat, see my life flash before my eyes and the toilet appear very close to my face, regain my balance just in time and tell the cat hes one step closer to getting the needle.

  From there I awaken the troops, and stomp down the stairs,  I look at Trevor sitting comfy cozy in his chair with a fresh cup of coffee in hand, give him a look and attempt to make lunches.  From there the cat flies from the kitchen doorway, over the stove and lands KABOOM on the garbage can, the knife in my hand flies through the air, I clutch my chest, tuck and roll and say 5 hail marys on the way down.  Thankfully the knife landed in the sink, I still have a bit of my pride left and yes people the damn cat was unharmed in his latest Jackie Chan stunt !  From there I make my coffee, trip over the cat, grumble about waking to a cats ass instead of hot steamy kisses from as moses refers to him as "The God" and come into the living room.  Trevor looks up from the tv and says " good morning honey bun" my heart melts, visions of slipping the cat the needle has for a while disappeared as has my bad mood. Life is great my friends, life is great.

 I give another war yell up to Isaac and finally he is awake, down he comes only to be told to go back up to brush his teeth and his hair while hes at it.  From there the troops are off to go catch the big yellow limo and Trevor and I drink our coffee.  I no sooner get in the groove of relaxing, when Trev tells me he is off to the shower because he has to go see a client before heading back to the office in Moncton. Tears well up in my eyes, so soon I say to myself, self says jesus woman you have got to have him since Friday , I tell self to shut the hell up and let me wallow, self says suck it up buttercup, and this goes on for at least 10 minutes,the verdict is still out on who won !

 Trev then tells me hes coming back after he sees his client and we will have an early lunch together.  Life is good my friends life is good !  I decide to have my shower and get ready for class while hes at work , as not to waste what time we have left together.  I get in the shower, lather shampoo in my hair , im singing away to the sound of mary chapin carpenter singing about passionate kisses  only to have yet again my life flash before my eyes. 

 You see Moses loves the water, and well I guess I didnt have the bathroom door shut tight, and as I was singing away to passionate kisses whoa whoa, passionate kisses for meeeeee ,  my eyes squeezed shut as not to get shampoo in my eyes, Moses decides it would be a great time to stick his body in the shower and bump his head against my bare ass.  Holy dyin jesus, that cat is trying to kill me. I tell myself, self that cat has it in for you, SELF is laughing her ass off saying nah hes just messing with you , cause girlfriend thats how that bitch cat rolls. I tell self that the cat is going to be rolling alright, all the way to his maker, to which moses didnt appreciate and decides to swat my bare legs with his paw, thankfully his claws did not make an apperance.

  I somehow make it out of the shower alive, and get dressed without incident, well besides moving Maverick aka the beast off my clothing I had laid out on the bed.  Trevor arrives home and lunch is all ready, we eat lunch, watch the Ellen Degeneres show ( however the hell u spell her name) and decide shes just to much energy for us and we are tired.  Off we go for a catnap, he soon has to head to the office, I soon have to report to duty at hell, I mean class.  Cat nap , kisses and snuggles complete, life is great my friends , life is great. Then I get the sads again, its time for kisses goodbye until Friday , I try not to let him see the tears and hear the sniffles but I dont think it worked, and I let him go , with the promise of he would call me soon and would see me friday.  From there I blow my nose, make a snack to take to class, and leave to complete my 4 hour sentence of hell, listening all about animal nutrition , fighting the whole while to stay awake and not scream from sheer boredom.

  From there my day goes to hell in a hand basket, test results are in and the once straight A student failed not one but both tests !!! one by 5 marks the other by 6.  I think I uttered I GIVE UP, only to have my teacher say, like hell, your my best student and you my dear arent going anywhere, I wont have it and either will Trevor !!!  I wipe away the tears, utter an oath to kick serious ass when I rewrite them next week and settle down to what I thought would be sheer boredom, and come to find out it was actually quite interesting,  Who knew !!!  From there my day gets better, not only are we released an hour early for good behaviour, we also found out we have 3 days off, my teacher has 3 days of seminars so she gave us work to do at home and said see you Friday troops, to that I saluted, said "I'm so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust" and got my ass out of there fast before the warden changed her mind.  Life is great my friends, life is great.  May you all be blessed with days filled with happy endings, and may you all be so happy you to can say, "I'm so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust"

Moments With Moses

Greetings Infidelssssssssss

  Yes it is me ,, Moses the wonder cat !  I have hijacked the human's blog again as she is running through the house like a mouse with its tail in a trap.

  You see the human has not only a test today, but also a midterm and she is a sight to be seen.  Her hair is a wild mess, and yes she may claim its so wild its almost sexy, but I disagree, it looks like it was caught in that funny looking brush she has , you know the round kind.  She is still in her beloved penguin jammies, God's t shirt ( god never gets to wear his own shirt because she always has it on) and her pink hoodie, and the slippers I so love to yack up my furballs in.  Yes infidels she is a sight for sure. 

  She keeps muttering something about kilo calories, to which I may add Im losing in mass quantities as I type this, you see the human for some reason forgot to fill my dish right to the top , I am feeling rather faint.  To help speed up the feeding process, I knocked my brand new bag of friskies down on the floor, much to my dismay she just picked it back up, gave me a dirty look and said a foul word about a needle is a pretty painless death !!!!  Thankfully God will be home tonight and he will make sure I get fed not only dry kibble in the fun little shapes of fish, but also some human food.  My God is an awesome God !

  The beast is even out of sorts this morning, where the human goes, he follows,  they are both making me dizzy.  She has books from asshole to appetite and I still dont think she really knows how to read, she keeps repeating weird words like kilocalories, mega colon, hepatic lipidosis and some words sound like when I have a furball on its way up.  She has been looking for her pencil for at least 20 minutes now, too bad she cant understand my meows, Ive been trying to tell her IDIOT its behind your ear, and heres another hint sunshine, your glasses would work better if they were on your face and not on the top of your head.  She has her hair in such a state she will be forever finding those puppies.  I have now been awake for 2.5 hours and my food dish is still only half full, how much longer can I go without being fed some nurishment I dont know, but at least I am getting some great laughs out of watching the human.  HA HA she just tripped over the beasts toy, oh no shes livid, she just dropped the F bomb like 3 times, shes holding her foot in the air and hopping around like a one legged dog trying to dig a frozen turd off the ground.

  I cant wait until she goes up on my bed and discovers the clothes she had picked out for today are covered in my fur,,, they may also smell funky, the beast has had bum rumbles for the past 3 days and I think one of his rumbles made it on her favorite pair of jeans.  To make the humans life easier I have just knocked my head against hers to dislodge the "missing pencil" from behind her ear,  holy hell, she just gave me a chin rub and I think is off to fill my dish.  Life is good my infedels life is good. Right about now I guess I can use her line and say "I'm so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairydust".  May you all be blessed with cats as awesome as me and may you all be so happy , that you to can say Im so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust"  Or as us cats say, "have a smile on your face like a cat with a strawberry flavoured ass"

Thursday Thoughts

Good morning and welcome back

 I know it is a rare thing for me to be able to do a blog entry first thing in the morning , however I have a busy day today and this may be the only time I get to do it. So sit back, get comfy and grab your beverage of choice and join me in my adventure of Thursday Thoughts.

  As I said I have a busy day today, go to post office to submit my student loan papers and hopefully within 5 to 7 business days my bank account will be out of the minus sign and into the plus.  I also have to get a phone card for my cell phone, Trevor and I keep in though throughout the day via text messages, and well without minutes on my cell phone its impossible.  From there I figure Im going to be right by the Reitmans store ( my favorite and half of my closet is from reitmans).  I also may add, I have $75 worth of gift cards to use so it wont cost me a thing, and I have to use them by the end of this month.  I may get a chance to grab a chicken wrap from rotten ronnies and then get my ass to class, with a whole half hour to spare.  I figure I will use that half hour to study yet again.  I have a test tomorrow as well as a midterm to write.  Then I get to sit through another earth shattering 4 hour lecture on nutrition. Have I mentioned yet that next week is my last week of that part of the course? and have I also mentioned that by next Friday I will be screaming im so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust, just to say I am done that part of the course. From there we move onto the study of medicine, that my friends is more like it.

  I did not go unscathed from the ambush of the cat from heaven or hell depending on the day. Little dink got me as soon as my feet hit the floor.  He was under the bed and thought it would not only be fun to grab my foot, but to also grab my slipper and take it under the bed with him.  It is never a good thing at 6:45am when your bladder is full, your eyes are like two pissholes in the snow and your down on your hands and knees reaching for a slipper, the whole while avoiding the talons of the cat.  Just to piss him off, I waited an extra 2 minutes before adding treats to his kibble this morning. The dog after doing his I have to pee jig was let out to relieve himself, my coffee was being injected into my mug and I thought ahhhhhhh not a bad morning so far.  WRONG !  The cat decides it would be a good time to use my betty boop clad legs as a climbing post to see out the window and make sure the dog was still there.  After a bit of screaming, a few not so nice words and I think a hail mary I got the cat off my legs, and the dog back into the house.

 I come in the living room, sit down light my first smoke of the day and find out my coffee is still in the kitchen and one of my troops has not made it downstairs yet.  Coffee first, war cry next !  I get the same old thing, IM AWAKEEEEEEEEEE GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ! To which I reply if you would just get out of the damn bed when your called you would save me not only a step in my  busy day but also my voice.  Kids by this time are all accounted for, my coffee is to my lips and all hell breaks loose !  Maverick is laying by my feet, his usual spot, sound asleep after relieving his bladder and getting his belly full of kibble. When the cat thinks "hes looking a little to comfy" and pounces on his unsuspecting head ! Maverick startled out of his sleep of chasing his tail, rabbits , cars or whatever else dogs dream about , rears up bangs his head off my arm and my coffee goes flying.

  After a few F bombs, I manage to see if any of my precious liquid has hit the dog, only to find out it only hit the floor and the dog and cat are both helping themselves to my once yummy coffee, I can assume it was yummy because yet again I never got to taste it, it was only to my lips when the wrestling match got into full swing.  So there I sat no caffine running through my veins, and now have two hyped up pets !!!!  Maverick finally has come down off his coffee kick and is resting, the cat however is,,,still charging through the house like a bull in a china shop. 

 Good news is by 7:30 the troops were on their way to meet their big yellow limo and I got to talk to Trevor on his way to work. Life is great my friends , life is great.  May you all be blessed with calm uneventful mornings, and may you all be so happy that you to can loudly exclaim to all that will listen "I'm so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust"

Wednesday wonders

Hello and welcome back

  Sorry it has taken me half the day to get my blog updated ,, however I had good reason today. So sit back, get comfy and grab your favorite beverage and join me on another whirl wind adventure of Wednesday Wonders.

 Wednesday morning started out like most other days in this house, often filled with chaos, turmoil and the occasional F bomb but I digress.  I was roused out of a great sleep by both the blaring of the alarm clock and a cat ass in my face, believe me its not the piece of ass I would have liked .  Up I get to empty my very full bladder and trip over not only the cat but also the dog.  You see Maverick was laying in the hallway slightly obstucted by the kids clothing that for reasons unknown didnt quite hit the laundry basket.  Before I could ditch my britches, the cat from heaven or hell depending on the day thinks it would be fun to attack my toasty warm toes, gag on a furball and give me a look of discust. 

 Bladder is now empty, hands and face are washed, as are the cats, he sticks his paws under the water and procedes to wash his face, its actually quite cute.  The troops are summoned to wake up or else, and Luke tells me he is still stricken with the flu, from pussy puke one day to kid phglem the next, my life is wonderful I tell you !  Isaac after many calls and the final threat of if I have to come up there,,,, is finally awake, dressed and eating a bowl of cereal with a mere 5 minutes til the big yellow limo picks him up for school. By 7:30am my day is looking up, I get to talk to Trevor on his way into the office, ahhhhhh my heart melts everytime I hear his voice.  I putter away on farmville, as well as farmtown, decide to study a little seeing as I not only have a test friday, but also a midterm the same day.  I look at the clock after what seems like only a few minutes to discover, I have been cramming for 2 hours a freaking record for me I might add.  Off to the showers I go, to prepare for my fieldtrip to the vet, yes I tell myself, finally I get to go to the vet and not have to spend money.WRONG !!!!! I ended up getting the cat more medi cal treats, I guess hes worth the $7 and they are fat free, additive free and according to his taste buds DAMN GOOD.  They must be good because now he wont touch his luvs treats, only the best for that cat, its medi cal or nothing.  I figure if he doesnt stop ambushing me as I ditch my britches the only thing he will be getting is a time out and no freaking treats of any kind.

 He went on a hunger strike earlier this week when much to his dismay he was clean out of moist food, the hunger strike only lasted half an hour.  By now I am at the vets office, we get the grand tour, yadi yadi yadi, ive seen it all before but it was still interesting.  We got to see the surgery suite, the xray room, and the recovery room. Here my friends is where my heart melted, a smile came to my face, and I knew deep down this is the profession I want.  While everyone else was fawning over some puppies, my eyes looked and landed on a black lab, he has an owner and was recovering from an oradectomy, sorry in laymans terms he had a neuter.  I went to his kennel, let him sniff me, and his body pressed against the cage.  I sat down on the cold concrete floor, put my hand in the cage and felt his paw fall in my hand, his head leaned against me and his tongue flicked over my cheek. 

  The vet came over and asked what I had done, thinking I was in shit, I said I came over to see him, for some reason he likes me and hes falling asleep on my hand. She said we couldnt get him to stand up or to eat,hes scared, hes sad and hes missing his people.  She asked everyone else who by this time saw I was being inspected by the vet and had my fingers wrapped around a dogs paw to keep back and not stress the fella out.  She then asked if I would see if I could get him to eat.  I said sure, in the kennel I got, the door slammed behind me, I thought hell compared to class, this is heaven.  I sat down beside him , let him get used to me all over again which I guess I didnt need to because his head was in my lap before I was all the way down to the floor.  I held some food on my hand and guess what? HE ATE IT !!! The vet said they were getting ready to call the owners to come in and see if they could get him back on his feed, if he wasnt he wouldnt be able to leave.  So I guess not only did I get the dog to eat, I also saved the owners a trip to the vet, seeing as they cant spring the pup loose from the clink until tomorrow. 

 I was on a natural high, I gave him some more snuggles and a kiss on the head and made my way out of recovery and on my way out the door.  As I was leaving, the vet asked me to come into her office, as I went in not only was she there but so was my teacher.  Sweet jesus Im in trouble I told myself, SELF said giddy up girlfriend, your in for it now.  The vet goes on to say she was very impressed with what she saw, not only with the dog but also from my marks so far, and she wanted to know if I would come in a few days a week to volunteer to get extra experience.  I would be there to assist in surgery, clean, sterilize equipment and try to get the pets in recovery to relax and enjoy their stay.  I told her I would have to think about it as my workload at school is pretty heavy but it was looking good that I would be able to volunteer, she said good, because its looking good you could end up with a job when you get your degree.  I my friends am so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust.  May you all be blessed with doggie kisses, and knowing you were able to give someone or something love and comfort. And  may you all be filled with such happiness you to can say "I'm so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust"

Tuesday Tidbits

Hello and welcome back

 I am writing this blog entry from the college lounge, figured you guys would like to join me at school.  I am done lectures for the day and am waiting for the girl I get a drive with to finish up.  Today has been a long one, however it was a little more interesting then most days have been lately.  So get comfy, sit back, grab your drink of choice and join me on my epic journey of Tuesday Tidbits.

 I met my teacher at our local Tim Hortons this morning at 10:30am, I walked the ten minute walk bundled up to face that bitch we call winter.  It was minus 28 here today and I dont like the cold. I looked more like a snow bunny than a dignified college student.  I was wearing my comfy track pants , warm thick socks, Trevor's professional door deals are HOT shirt, ( hoping the flames on the shirt would somehow maintain my body temperature) , my green hoodie and splash pants.  Along with my coat, hiking boots, and thick mittens.  To say I put a new spin on the sexy meter is the understatement of the century.  However I was warm, made it there without incident and was soon in a warm car grooving to Paul Simon telling me I could call him Al.  I had to come to school early to get some help with the figuring out of compounds, and conversions. By the time I was done I  felt sure I was going to need help in the department of maintaining my urge to drink a few shots of fireball.  However I picked up on the stuff taught to me quite well and will  be writing both a test and a midterm on Friday.

 Tomorrow however, the warden is taking us on a fieldtrip for good behaviour.  We are going to my vets office to get a behind the sceens look. To some it may be new, to me its not, but hey its only going to take an hour and then I am sprung free for the rest of the day.  Then I will get to go home and cram for the test and exam..  Class was interesting today we learned about constipation in cats, MEGA COLON to be exact.  Put in laymans terms it means FULL OF SHIT !!! I 've got an ex husband who has the world record of having mega colon , he is always full of shit.  I think it could be cronic in his case !  So you see today my friends not only did my day start out like shit, it was also filled with shit. Let me explain !  I awoke at 6:45am not to the wondering feeling of good morning kisses by Trevor, and not by slobbery kisses from the dog, oh hell no , it was worse !  I woke up to the cat, the furball from heaven or hell, depending on the day and let me tell you he was not happy.  You see he is all out of canned food and to some that may not be a big deal, to him it was the end of the world.  He threw himself at my feet, sadly it was as I was walking down the stairs, he whined , he meowed , he sounded like he was suffering from MEGA COLON, but in reality he was just suffering from being spoiled.

 I told him to suck it up buttercup, eat your dry food and be thankful you have it because buddyboy there are lots of alley cats who live on fish heads and they LIKE IT.  He soon got over it, picked at his  dry food and to thank me for my love, yacked up a furball in my new slipper !!!  All and all not a bad day, from pussy puke to the lecture on shit and therefore lack of it I am thrilled to say I am done for the day and for that I can say I am so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust.  May you all be blessed with rainbows and fairy dust as well

Monday Morning Mania

Hello and welcome back

  I know I know before you start in on me like white on rice I will apologise profusley for not doing a blog entry yesterday !  So sit back, get comfy grab your beverage of choice, mine being a lovely cup of coffee made for me by Trevor, before he had a shower and had to leave for work. And join me into Monday Morning Mania.

  Sunday morning started out with good morning kisses, a hot cup of coffee and the sad realization that Luke needed new jeans, and this love shack needed groceries.  I drag my bone tired, head pounding Im never going to drink again wrinkly saggy and dehydrated body into the shower. Actually I had a bath to try and warm up while Trevor watched a movie about something I am still trying to figure out, people being abducted to live the rest of their days in a book, there are monster type characters and Brenden Fraser had the lead roll, enough said, I mean come on this guy has never been in what you call awe inspiring movies lol.  I am laying in the tub half awake, half dead when the door flies open.  The dog followed by the cat loudly announce their presense and immediatley start lapping up my bath water, the cat makes himself quite at home by using my once perky, now saggy udders as floating lily pads to get to the squeegie thingy you wash with, he throws it in the air ( the whole while still standing on my once perky now saggy udders) and attempts and thats saying it midly, to engage me in a rousing battle of go fetch !  Long story short, he springs off the once perky now saggy udders and into the depths of my once warm water, now turning cold bath water.

  It was the saddest sight of a wet pussy I have ever seen !  The dog by this time has fallen on his back, feet in the air and I swear to god if he could have talked he would have said , smooth move exlax, to which the cat would have replied, dont hate the player hate the game or some such theory.  Actually he could have said , dont hate me because im beautiful and at least I know about personal hygein.  I kick them out, close my eyes and begin to have day dreams about night things, in the middle afternoon.  The door opens again, and in walks Trevor, I ask him rather suductivly if he would care to join me, upon seeing my once clean water now full of cat fur ( which Im now wondering if he thought it was mine and I had again attacked unwanted fur with his mach 3 razor) He quickly says no, I just came up to make sure you didnt fall asleep in the tub. Jesus , Mary and Joseph I say , in this house I could never fall asleep in the tub not with your animals.

 A bit miffed that he doesnt care to join me , I get out of the tub, not caring if I splashed water all over the floor, I begin to dry off, drop my towel in the tub and give him the look if you laugh, YOUR NEXT !  He procedes to say he is having a shower seeing as the very interesting, very captivating Brenden Fraser movie is over, all have been rescued from the book , the whole while telling me it was a good movie.  I stomp into our room, leaving a trail of water and some not so nice words about animals never giving me time to myself in my wake.  Finally I am dressed and ready to spend money whoot whoot, LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSS you know you want to agree with me.

  This my friends is where the day got really interesting !  You see normally I am a self professed Walmart whore, where as Trevor is a certified Zellers Lord ! However I consented on going to zellers because he said he had seen jeans on sale.  Now I must confess something to you all, Im cheap,, but Im not easy.  We not only found Luke two pair of jeans for less then $20 oh no my friends we hit the big time.

 I found myself another pair of yes I am happy to say BETTY BOOP PJS !!!  They are pink and have Betty looking all sassy and seductive saying Diamonds are a girls best friend, I have to agree with Betty on that one, the bottoms are flannel, the t shirt is a sassy little cotton number and is even bedazzled, tricked out and do I dare say smokin hot with little silver decals.  Seeing as I dont often wear titty tassles, this is the next best thing.  She is even sitting there looking all pretty with her sultry red mouth in a pucker and wearing the exact same betty boop bloomers I own myself, they are black with little pink ruffles on the bum.  That is about as sexy as I go in the bloomer department, well besides my silky/lacy boycut drawers and my git r done, t back under britches. From there we discovered they had a 16 piece dinnerware set on, a linda reeves collection, quite honestly I dont care for that woman, I find her a little shall we say fake and persnickety however what she lacks in tastes for her show, she makes up for 100% in dishes.  They sell at a regular price for $50 we however got them for $15 freaking bucks !!!

 From there we discover pots and pans normally $250.00 on for $50 they are in our cart slicker then otter snot !!!  I was also able to find my perfume Ive been wanting to buy, you see I bought Trevor the Tim Mc'Graw cologne a while back, all I can say is that stuff should come with a warning lable of ladiessssssss ditch your britches cause this stuff is amazing, Happy to report his lovely wifes perfume is equally as good, and Trevor had no problems cozying up to me last night. LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSS you know what Im saying.  I also got a huge box of rice crispies for $3, classico pasta sauce 2 for $5 and a big ole jug of javex bleach for $2.  From there we are off to get groceries,  Trevor also tells me hes cooking supper and trying out the new pots.  I guess even though he said home made kraft dinner was what he wanted me to make Friday, was not on his palet for last nights supper. I got a bunch of groceries for less then $100 including some extras.  On the menu last night at chateau Johnston we had steak, cooked to perfection, yukon gold potatoes mashed with butter and so fluffy they were like eating little clouds of yumminess ( my job was to mash butter and whip those babies into fluffy clouds of yumminess) Im still patting myself on the back for that, and SELF is saying knock it off already your no martha stewart they are F***ing potatoes not gold.  The real chef is the short little fella who knows his way around the kitchen you however don't. We also had his yummy cream sauce of mushroom , onions and whipping cream thickened to a lovely concoction of sheer bliss.  We then completed the meal with steamed veggies.  A terrific meal to say the least.

 We sat down to watch some tv, well I did , Trevor played online poker, that never bothers me its free and often times he even wins a buck or two of american money !  I watched the dog whisperer, celebrity rehab, and from there 19 kids and counting.  Ok so this family kudos to them they believe in god, are loving parents and are debt free, however when you are getting close to your 40's are now grandparents , isnt a good time to say thank you lord we have been blessed, keep your legs closed and enjoy life without getting pregnant for the 19th time.  She ends up delivering 4 months early due to pre elampsia which she had before, and baby josie is born to a whooping 1 pound 6 ounce, thankfully she is fine the mother is fine but again I say if the bible tells you not to use birth control and be blessed with as many babies as hes willing to pass your way, then sleep in seperate beds, however, fred and wilma flintstone did and they still made pebbles so hell maybe there isnt any solution. By this time Trevor has stopped playing poker and washed the dishes, before that during commercial break I put away the leftovers and folded laundry.  By 10pm we are getting excited, desperate housewives is coming on.  I got him hooked a while back and not he never misses an episode, even though last week it wasnt on and needless to say my little chef/kitchen bitch was not impressed.  We got alot of laughs out of it last night, then figured 5:30am comes early and he had a 2 hour drive to the office. 

  I am lulled to sleep by his goodnight kisses, his stoking of my hair and the lovely sounds of his sleeping beside me, life is great my friends, life is great.  At 5:30am the alarm shatters our connected bodies , I wake up to good morning kisses, a fresh cup of hot coffee, and a great conversation . I am so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust. By 6:30am the kids are awake and downstairs to say goodbye to Trevor until Friday, he leaves us with goodbye hugs kisses and I love you's and takes with him a piece of my heart, my love, and my urges to drive safe and to call me when he can.  He is barely out the door and not only have I grabbed him for one more kiss and I love you, but I am already missing him.  May you all be blessed with good morning kisses, love in your heart for the people surrounding you and may you all be so happy , you to can say "I'm so happy I could shit rainbows and fart fairy dust"